SCO近来一会宣称要展示侵权源代码，一会又要把许可证发到欧洲去，新闻总是不缺的。搞搞笑也是可以的：

I had a company named SCO...
It died!
It died!
McBride said they owned Unix...
He lied!
He lied!
Why oh why is my company dead?
Couldn't IBM lawyers sue me instead?

Q: How come you can't circumsize Darl McBride?
A: Because there's no end to that prick.

Old McBride he has a company
He calls it S.C.O
and in that company he has some lawyers
and into court they'll go
With a FUD FUD here and a FUD FUD there
Here a line, there a line, i'm telling you, this code is mine!
Old McBride he had a company
Farewell S.C.O
Thank you, Thank you... Im here all week... try the veal!